The Billy bullshitter thread

I'm going with A

 

Errrm A

 

Defo A

 

Correct, would have swapped it for B though. And I'm sure the missus would have understood

Met Bobby Gillespie in the VIP area at Glastonbury in 2005 I think. I'm friends with a woman called Juliet Eavis, who is Michael Eavis daughter. Juliet is also a mutual friend of some circus performers friends who do Glasto every year. They are the ones walking around on stilts dressed as robots etc. So I've managed to get an invite into the VIP area at Glasto on a number of occasions. Pretty cool stuff just wandering around and you're like 'Oh there's Amy Winehouse having a coffee' and 'Oh look there's Leonard Cohen just come out of the ****ter' ....

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

On a signed Irish Daily Mirror.

 

I did actually have a pic of that, but it died along with the old laptop that it was on many years ago.

 

I once lost a bet with my old boss who said that if I waved knowingly at Tony Blair while he was sat in the garden at 10 Downing Street, Blair would wave back equally knowingly as he was a sycophantic tosspot

I competed in the 1996 Olympics and had my team mate not turned up late for the final discipline we would have won a bronze medal

 

A

 

Shouldn't you be asleep ?

 

Correct.

We organised a drinks reception at 11 Downing Street, there is a function room on the second floor overlooking the gardens. Blair was sat in the garden talking to some dignitary. Leo was on a big trampoline. The boss said if you wave at him like you know him he will do likewise and he did. Gordon Brown came to the reception and continuing the theme I shook his hand and said "good to see you again". He said "you too".

I'd love to compete in the Olympics.

 

I fell asleep from half 4 till 8 so gonna have to try tire myself out before going back to bed

 

This is without doubt the most ironic post of the last decade, to have been made anywhere online.

 

Post another pic of your wad of cash while boasting about how much commission you made

 

I had sex with my ex's sister about 3 weeks after we split up.

I cheated on my first gf with her best friend.

 

I once told Tony Blair I was pleased to see he still danced.

I Sat in a racing car with Sir Stirling Moss.

 

B

 

Correct.

A very nearly happened though, had to stop it at the last minute.

 

My best mate's long term girlfriend offered it on a plate when we were at uni. I'd recently ended a two year relationship so was accepting all offers but I turned her down out of love and respect for my mate. I fancied her like mad so it was a difficult no.

Drifted apart from my mate years ago so really regret not banging her.

 

We all have a couple of regrets like that where we turn it down for moral reasons at the time but live to regret it.

The girls involved always tend to be smoking hot too!