A, I once shagged three different birds at three different parties in an 18 hour time scale. B, I took a piss at a urinal with a recent prime minister. C, I shagged ex Chelsea CEO Peter Kenyon's wife. D, All of the above. Best I can come up with.
Nope, the lie is C. My best mate would annihilate me, he's a ****ing psychopath. I'd like to just state for the record, the hedgehog pissing was an accident.
I once had my van impounded outside of Southwark crown court and taken away by the bomb squad who thought it was a car bomb. I'm also a helicopter pilot and ace sniper marksman.
All true. Gordon Brown at Old Trafford (in the posh suites) half time at a Manc derby and I went with Kenyon's now wife a few times, albeit before she met him. A, was a mad weekend. Great times. (oh to be young and feckless)
Okay, lads, I wasn't going to share this, but... what the hell, eh! A: I was given a blow-job by a certain well-known "page 3" girl and got so excited on the vinegar stroke that when she finished me off with a good solid hand-pump I spunked and hit the light-bulb. B: Skiddy is the cleverest bloke on this forum. (Hint: only one of the above is true)
Correct, Stan. You spent your time in the Cooler wisely, thinking things through in a sensible manner. It is highly likely that you will know who she is. Being a gentleman, I never pump-and-tell.
What I like about my last revelation is the fact that everyone, including devout members of the 'Pede, is admitting that Skiddy is as thick as pig-****! This is stealth wumming at its absolute finest!
Apart from the fact that you are bullshitting about being sucked off by the page 3 girl, therefore you are saying that it's true that Ginger is the brightest bloke on this forum. Self owning 101 by HIAG.
