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The Billy bullshitter thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Deleted #, Jul 17, 2017.

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  1. Spurlock

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    It's been done Mr Marks...I got whooped for it last night
     
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    There was something very naughty about her....I hope you had a sly 'tribute' **** in the back seat, I know I would have done.
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Gotta be A...educated guess, I know it can't be B
     
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  4. Hoddle is a god

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    He didn't let me sit in the back, Bruv.

    To be fair, the ride was fairly short, so I didn't really have time to have a proper five-knuckle shuffle.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    B is the wrong answer I'm afraid.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Why not? You recently admitted that you can only last 'for seconds'
     
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  7. Hoddle is a god

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    Correct.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    A

    If B is true then wowzers for meeting the legend
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    She probably realised what he'd done when she tried her socks on.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    As long as that...God he has improved.
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    When did I say that?

    Link, please. I want to remind myself of the context of any such comment.

    I have often been complemented on the fact that I can go for hours.

    A quick tip. If ever you see me at a party and you want to know who is my chick, just look for the one with the bow-legs.
     
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    It was a startling admission. One of those rare times where he's actually telling the truth.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Indeed you can go for hours...well until your missus says you can come back.
     
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    Are you denying it ? You were crying about for a while afterwards claiming that you meant something different.

    Maybe you've tried to blank it from your memory, but the lads remember it I'm afraid.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    "I prefer them at this age because they are always grateful for a warm drink" (Hiag, June 2017).
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    A) I once pissed on a hedgehog.

    B) I crashed a Nissan Sunny GTI-R at about 90mph into a telephone post and walked away unhurt.

    C) I knocked my best friend out cold on his stag do.

    One of these is a lie.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Was the post ok?
     
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