The biggest NOT606 rivalry

This.

Whenever any poster on here mentions something impressive about themselves it seems to light a fuse with some people. When I seen Fosse put his picture up, I thought to myself 'I can see why he gets the birds' I'm secure enough with myself to be able to spot the difference between a mong and a bloke that will be able to pull the birds.

I like Fosse. I like his quick witted humour.

I like Stan, too.

ANYWAY GUYS

Thanks so much for using my thread when I wasn't about. It means the world, to me and I'm starting to get a bit emosh

 

Yep Fosse is a good looking bloke (not that I want to shag him personally) and in his younger days, I can see how he pulled a stunner like that one he posted.

Don’t get why people fly off the handle when they see somebody else enjoying some success / hot women etc. Obvs then there is HIAG who gets **** because he exaggerates to the point of bullshit, which is mixed in with genuine bullshit, so he’s fair game.

 

I couldn’t give a **** how many birds he’s pulled. He’s a pompous twat who regularly patronises people who post a bit of banter that he can’t deal with. If he bantered back that would be fine but he invariably gets personal. He’s also beyond tedious and can’t just tell you where he had the best fish and chips, he has to explain why he was there, what he did while he was there, how he got there, who he was with, how he got back and that Leicester won the league.

The fact that a 60 year old man boasted about how many Valentine’s cards he got 40 years ago was just a bonus. One of the funniest, and also most tragic, things I’ve read on here.

 

Not entirely sure you'd catch anything edible in Barnet - unless you chlorinate it first

 

You're on holiday mate, several thousand miles away and yet you're still thinking about HIAG.

 

I don't have money, but what I do have are avery particular set of skills. Skills I haveacquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like

 

Mine was Burly's death and other sad losses of life ... but I guess we all have our own values parameters ...

... anybody posting about stuff in their lives that they enjoyed isn't 'tragic' at all in my book ... nostalgic and possibly autobiograhical yes ... but it certainly wouldn't send me into a resentful rage ...

... mentioned a fact about the time I received the most Valentine's cards in my life ... mentioned it the once during some light hearted banter ... you keep bringing it up repeatedly for some reason ... it's become a bit of an obsession of yours ... whilst I thank you for your continuing interest, I'm not sure it is that healthy for a grown man to be so linearly fixated or resentful of another ... you should move on from it.

 

I should know where that line is from. Go on...

 

Cheers mate ... very kind ... you're a pretty handsome dude yourself ... perhaps we should go out on the pull together? take
HIAG with us? ... there's always one moose in a group

DISCLAIMER - for the avoidance of doubt and the edification of Simple Stan (self appointed arbiter of what is 'hilarious' and what is 'tragic') the above is meant in jest ... been with my lady for over 20 years and am not interested in anyone else)

 

It’s just a good way to take the piss out of you. You’re keen to patronise people but can’t take anything back.

 

I couldn’t give a **** whether you want to cheat on your wife.

 

Thank **** for that ... now if you could just stop following the rest of my posts like a desperate attention seeking puppy?

 

Straightener incoming.

 

You mentioned me in the post I responded to you stupid old sex machine.

 

That's a no then? ... oh well ... here boy

 

Thanks, Stan.

It is true that I am the best at what I do.

 

Where have I seen this before.. .?

 

There's a **** version of everything, there's a **** version of Piers Morgan it doesn't mean he's not a ****.

 

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