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The Big sausage Roll

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by mplooney, Nov 26, 2017.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Oooh, ooh, an excuse for an old joke.

    Greggs have apologised for offending Christians with a nativity scene advert that replaces Jesus with a sausage roll.
    A spokesman for Greggs professed,
    "We wanted to celebrate our lord and savoury."


    Think on though, it's no coincidence that Lord Jesus backwards reads susejd rol.
     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Ffs Ernest, write a book man <applause>
     
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  3. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    FFS that is the last cheese straw.
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I get them imported from North Africa for the festive season..

    Cheeses of Nazareth.
     
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  5. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Disgraceful. It really is the ****ing pits that we have descended to.
     
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  6. Porthmeor Tiger

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    There’s nowt wrong with the pits lad, my father went down pit, his father went down pit, his father went down pit ...............
     
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  7. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

    Arnold_Lane_HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Nice one. A joke about a joke.
     
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  8. Cortez91

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    The kid didn’t even want it. He said so before he hit the crossbar. What if he’s not a member? He won’t be at all the other games.
     
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  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Maybe he was telling porky pies.
     
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  10. Porthmeor Tiger

    Porthmeor Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I don’t think he goes out much anyway he was a bit pastry faced.
     
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  11. steverico

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    That’s not even the best bit, the concessions were selling that sausage roll for £4, yes four English pounds for a sausage roll that costs 20p to make, I can buy an 8oz sirloin steak at Lidl for that, alright I have to cook it, but £4 for a sausage roll Ehab really is mental
     
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  12. Kempton

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    Oh come on now. He has to find some way to make up for the loss of gate receipts.
     
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  13. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Amazing this, though it reminds me of being in Nigeria once and watching TV in the hotel room, and the equivalent of a game show, which I believe at the time was $64,000 question in the States, the Nigeria equivalent prize was an orange and a second hand paper back book.
     
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  14. ImperialTiger

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    That puts the value of the prize at around £60, arguably more than the cost of the meal at ASK (but no really as one costs the club at retail price and the other one probably closer to cost price).
     
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  15. mplooney

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    I wonder how hard it will be to prise it out of Deano's hand every week?

    Could be a whole new sausage roll challenge
     
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  16. Gone For A Walk

    Gone For A Walk Well-Known Member

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    If this is true, I'm simply gobsmacked. It's got to be a sick joke, right? FFS. Idiots. Whoever is behind this (if it isn't Enob) wants sacking, if not even shooting.

    BTW, is it really a foot long, as in KC 15,000, or is it really just a small sausage roll in reality?
     
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  17. Bunny

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    He's counting them in the attendance figures
     
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  18. Plum

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    Since it's lunchtime thought a picture might help. Now, what wouldn't you do to get one of these every week?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. mplooney

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    All true I'm afraid!
     
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  20. Pat E O'Dors

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    I'm sure Howden Tigress would absolutely love one as big as that. :emoticon-0105-wink:<laugh>
     
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