A moth goes into see a doctor Doctor How can I help you ? Well doc I am at the end of my tether, I come home after a hard day at work, look at my wife and feel it is just not the same my feelings too her. My kids are out of control , my daughter does what she wants and never listens My son just stays in his room doesn’t speak I feel nothing is worth it It sounds you need to see a psychiatrist,can I ask why you came here Your light was on ! Norm McDonald RIP
Man goes to see his doctor. 'What's the problem?' the doctor asks. 'It's a bit embarrassing,' he replies. ''You can tell me.' 'Well, every time I sneeze I get an erection'. 'Are you taking anything for it?' the doctor asks. 'Pepper,' he replies.
I had my leg X rayed today. The doctor said: 'Your patella is 2.54cm tall'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'
A Hollywood hostess, giving instructions to a new maid just before a party, cautioned: “Now remember, Marie, when you serve my guests, don’t wear any jewelry.” “I haven’t anything valuable, madam,” answered the maid. “But thanks for the warning just the same.”
A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”
Mrs. Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception. “Nora,” she said to her veteran servant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.” Nora’s face lit up. “Thank you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”
Excitement was mounting at the DUDS (Depressed Unskilled Down-and-outs Society) monthly meeting. The invited "yes-you-can" guest motivational speaker began his presentation. Hi everyone, my name is Marcus Forss and I am a Professional Footballer.
A man goes into his doctors and says he can't pronounce his T's, his F's and H's. The doctor says " You can't say fairer than that!" What's square and hairy? Pubics Cube