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The best ever WUM?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UnitedinRed, Nov 27, 2013.

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Best Wum

  1. KPR

  2. Davidako

  3. Matth/Carrick_16

  4. CpofL

  5. District Line

  6. Hizmo/Nohlman

  7. The Bin Man/Berb

  8. Other - please state

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  1. What? No Baz...?
     
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  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Theres an other section...

    However I did forget Baz <laugh>
     
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  3. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    He's only been pretending to be the fool since he had that meltdown a while back, it's called a coping mechanism<laugh>he plays the funny wum after his many predictions caught up with him.

    The Jose debacle being the last big one. I bet his mum removed all the sharp objects from his bedroom and took his belt as well last Sunday
     
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  4. I saw the "other" but thought Baz would have got his on mention <ok>
     
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  5. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    London's only off our board manages to get a bite in every post he makes.
     
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  6. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Whatever happened to Sheeshkebab?
     
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  7. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    It's different though, whilst he might like the attention people like laughing at him just as much. Rarely actually manages to wind anyone up.

    Matth is an absolute machine for pissing people off.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Clicked on the link, saw his latest posts first line was "Ozil is ****" then clicked off.
    On top of being a vile little ******, he knows nothing about football.
    He doesnt like football, he likes Man Utd.
    Outside of Utd, he knows nothing of the players, the clubs, the game itself.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

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    This Meth?

    Because its true, except he knows little about UTD
     
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  10. BBFs Unpopular View

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    London's only was the one who created a crying thread that got me banned for being a wum, only a little hypocrisy there drogs. I only have handbags with you lot when I am banned, I never got into silly thread ruining nonsense when I was on your board.

    I could pull apart London's only's nonsense and he hated it. Created a crying thread and had a good cry, a bit HIAGesque tbh to be wumming and then have a little meltdown which is what he did
     
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  11. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That was my thought too. Anyone can make a stupid post that gets people to respond and take the piss out of it. A good wum is one who actually makes people angry.

    Ben Arfa was quite good at that - he made it look like he was serious, then veered off course and pissed off plenty of people along the way.
     
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  12. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    That's about as accurate as you can get in summing him up.
     
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  13. Drogs

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    Matth isn't a wum, a wum is someone intentionally pissing people off and matth doesn't do that. London's only has done it since day 1 and every thread he's ever made has gained a reaction from somebody.
     
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  14. Drogs

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    I share a board with him, he makes people angry.
     
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  15. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I like londons EC. He makes me laugh.

    Matth is a wum, if your on another united/football forum then chances are hes banned from it or posting highly contradictive stuff.

    Example - januzaj will be great for us.

    Or


    He will be another bebe...
     
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  16. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    But i genuinely believe Matth thinks the things he says are true.
     
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  17. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    If hes autistic he shouldnt be thick.

    If what you say is true, that makes him a ******.
     
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  18. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    So? Posting a reply doesn't equal biting and I actually quite enjoy pointing out the errors he makes in the Spurs stuff he writes. It doesn't take much effort and passes the time while I'm sipping tea/coffee and avoiding doing any work. DL's probably the only one that can get me annoyed but that tends to be when he posts stuff seriously.

    HIAG has certainly got to go down as one of the most spectacular. Piskie's a grown man but HIAG has him so infuriated that he keeps all of HIAG's quotes on a Word document so he can bring them up wherever possible, he mentions HIAG so much that even his own board told him to shut up and once that happened he sought validation for his hatred elsewhere across the boards and on other sites(I'm told). It's like a kid with a fiver on a piece of string, pulling it away anytime someone gets close. Piskie eventually got the fiver but the kid doesn't care as Piskie's walked half way across town trying to get it so he gets another fiver and starts again. I don't think anyone's ever done that with London's Only, he makes a thread, people shoot it down and everyone moves on.

    Matth's good for winding people up too but I think a lot of the fury comes down to the fact that he is just a daft kid going around telling everyone they're wrong :D
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    Fixed :)
     
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  20. BBFs Unpopular View

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    Your bit on HIAG and piskie, HIAG has admitted himself that he goes to other boards and copies quotes into word. You conveniently left that bit out.

    As for matth, is it not painfully obvious that he cannot help himself? It really is that simple, he can't, it is out of his control, literally, so why keep banning him and why does anyone really get worked up about him? Fair enough he gets himself wound up a bit by people but that's to be expected, but the overreaction to his cripple and go die post was a bit much.
     
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