The Bermuda Triangle thread

["Thanks for that Brian"]

How old is she, your daughter that is?



@Zingy have another potential match for you here.

Young enough for police involvement if I catch your drift correctly.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Young enough for police involvement if I catch your drift correctly.

K. That's too young.

Abort @Zingy you filthy Welshman.


/ He likes going after forumers daughters.

 

[SpursDisciple]

She had the most amazingly stretchy clout I've ever encountered. She was a squirter when she came and used to get that wet she could soak a car seat through a pair of jeans. A truly remarkable flange.

You mean she pissed herself?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

She had the most amazingly stretchy clout I've ever encountered. She was a squirter when she came and used to get that wet she could soak a car seat through a pair of jeans. A truly remarkable flange.

That doesn't sound too much fun actually; extra stretchy and extra wet. Its not as enjoyable when they get too wet.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

That doesn't sound too much fun actually; extra stretchy and extra wet. Its not as enjoyable when they get too wet.

Time for hole number two when that happens.

 

[luvgonzo]

Must have been like chucking your dick out the window and trying to **** the world!

Like throwing a welly through the doors at ASDA.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Time for hole number two when that happens.

And if that one is wet give up and go home.

 

[SpursDisciple]

And if that one is wet give up and go home.

after wiping yourself off on the curtains

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

after wiping yourself off on the curtains

The beef curtains?

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

An ex girlfriend was a squirter. On occasions the term 'wet patch' didn't adequately describe things. On one particular occasion when the issue was particularly acute, I asked if she could budge over a bit so that I could lie in the shallow end...........Apparently, it wasn't funny.

 

[NSIS]

An ex girlfriend was a squirter. On occasions the term 'wet patch' didn't adequately describe things. On one particular occasion when the issue was particularly acute, I asked if she could budge over a bit so that I could lie in the shallow end...........Apparently, it wasn't funny.

Very subtle, mate.

 

[paultheplug]

To bring it back on track is that where Kustard's brain went

 

[gooner4ever]

To bring it back on track is that where Kustard's brain went

who cares

 

[NSIS]

To bring it back on track is that where Kustard's brain went

Are you suggesting that it ever showed signs of life!?..

 

[Spurlock]

Reporter getting punched in the face

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...er-bash/ar-AApo4KJ?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp

 

[PowerSpurs]

Are you suggesting that it ever showed signs of life!?..

The thread or Kustard"s brain?

 

[NSIS]

The thread or Kustard"s brain?

Thinking again, it has to be the thread because the alternative is too far fetched to be credible.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Reporter getting punched in the face

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...er-bash/ar-AApo4KJ?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp

Self defensive isn't in his contract.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Reporter getting punched in the face

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...er-bash/ar-AApo4KJ?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp

Random guy punches you in face; just another day in Russia. Wonder if the reporter is @Sisu

Side note. That guy in the back with the thick chest hair. Does he shave it like that. Looks funny because it's really thick in a weird shape and then he has no hair around it. I have a lot of hair, but mine slowly fades out... No sharp line between chest/belly hair and smooth skin.

 

[PowerSpurs]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40848289