The Benteke Conundrum

hahaha, ^ this is bang on.

Misty eyed delusion about what that bloke did in a Liverpool shirt from Jimmy there.

Benteke is worth 10 of that lazy arse

 

You think the #reality that you can't get Lukaku to score without you conceding is nonsense? And not at all related to why you're 11th with the highest scorer in the league?

Carry on then, see you at Wembley

 

You won't catch me talking of Wembley until we've actually achieved it

 

You may be startled to learn that I don't know how to do the acute accent thing

 

Agreed.

 

I'm shocked.
All special characters can be made with Alt numbers.
I can only remember one, which just happened to be that one- é
Alt 130

 

I'm not sure why Benteke is low on confidence - he's scored 1 in 2 ...? That's his normal rate.

 

He's been scapegoated by reds all over the shop and his manager lobbed him under the No.72

 

It's because he knows you don't like him.

 

Damn, I didn't know he reads my comments on here. I feel a little bad ...

 

highly highly sensible this.

 

indeed it does.... validity is lost when comments beomce extreme, non fact based and personal.

 

Tell that to David N'gog.

 

Don't worry lads, he'll come good.
Knowing our luck, as soon as he's settling Sturridge will decide he wants to play again forcing Benteke to the bench.

Ha ha, just realised I said 'Sturridge will decide he wants to play' .....as soon as he jumps off that flying pig.

 

Long term Benteke will never be our first choice striker.

 

Hope not but we could do a lot worse than him if we don't improve from 7th and upper mid table couldn't we?

If we were say arsenal, 60k stadium, stable manager, top 4 for years..... of course he'd be a sub maybe but right now the reality is we are in a right mess and the guy we have competing with benteke can't stand up without injuring himself.

 

Ban him immediately, there's no place for highly sensible on here ffs.

 

I think if hodgson said... if sturridge plays for lfc he will play for me in euros then lazarus will rise.... at this point I think sturridge prob thinks he's not going anyway

 

That was for a bet though.... I celebrated his goal v utd just as much as the next guy.

And talks rubbish never ponies up either

 

Actually, we can't do much worse than Benteke.