Off Topic The Bellend Thread

[Albert's Chip Shop]

So who do you think is a bellend past or present?

Mr Blobby is, in my opinion a whopper of a bellend.

ACS is too.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Skeletor was a bellend too.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Let's cut to the chase, Albert. The Nibbler is the biggest bellend on the Internet.

 

[Commachio]

Stan Collymore.

 

[Commachio]

Gazza. What a waste.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

The Foreign Secretary, can't believe a word he says.

 

[Commachio]

Jihadi john.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Comical Ali from the gulf war

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

The grinch

 

[JakartaToon]

There's quite a few of them about apparently:

There are 75 people with the Bellend surname on MyHeritage.
Most popular first names with surname Bellend:
Adolf Bellend Alberto Bellend Ann Bellend Barney Bellend Emily Bellend Emma Bellend Eva Bellend Frank Bellend Georgiana Bellend Harriett Bellend Heather Bellend John Bellend Leo Bellend Mary Bellend Richard Bellend
You really have to be cruel parents to have the Surname Bellend and then call your child either Adolf, Barney or even better Richard.

 

[JakartaToon]

I think Nev is a Bellend for not keeping the Prediction League up to date.

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Donald trump. Alan pardew. Penfold. Joey Barton. Jose the special hwan. I think I have them all right there. Oh.... Steve Martin (not the actor)

 

[Geordie Ginola]

There's quite a few of them about apparently:

There are 75 people with the Bellend surname on MyHeritage.
Most popular first names with surname Bellend:
Adolf Bellend Alberto Bellend Ann Bellend Barney Bellend Emily Bellend Emma Bellend Eva Bellend Frank Bellend Georgiana Bellend Harriett Bellend Heather Bellend John Bellend Leo Bellend Mary Bellend Richard Bellend
You really have to be cruel parents to have the Surname Bellend and then call your child either Adolf, Barney or even better Richard.

Imagine if some was called Richard bellend. Ha ha

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

Anyone trivialising noncing.

 

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Anyone trivialising noncing.

So the vast majority of your away fans then?

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

So the vast majority of your away fans then?

^^ ^^
This **** too. Sick.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

^^ ^^
This **** too. Sick.

They came on here to dish out some ****, Crying Brian, 83 and the Nibbler and they've all left for the Mackem board, beelin and starting threads about the Newcastle board ffs

That didn't go too well, Mackems.

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

They came on here to dish out some ****, Crying Brian, 83 and the Nibbler and they've all left for the Mackem board, beelin and starting threads about the Newcastle board ffs

That didn't go too well, Mackems.

Another mag thread?
They really are obsessed.
Be careful Dorty as you may spawn another Mexit.
My money is on the nibbler.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Another mag thread?
They really are obsessed.
Be careful Dorty as you may spawn another Mexit.
My money is on the nibbler.

Love it

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

It seems Safc 83 has been banned from this board. Good. Never mind, he and Crying Brian are now having a dig at Blunham Mackem over on their board.

Can we ban Crying Brian and Teesside Mackem as well, please, mods?

I mean, what more is there to say to them that I already haven't?