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    I got fired from my job at Pepsi after working there for 20 years.

    I tested positive for Coke.
     
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    The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

    He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
     
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    I went a restaurant last night.
    I ordered my starter, and the waiter wacked me across me face.
    I ordered the main meal, and he came over again and walloped me.
    I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again....

    That’s the last time I go out for a slap up meal.
     
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    Before we get to Movember if anyone wants to sponsor me to eat triangular Swiss chocolate

    next month I’m doing Octoblerone.
     
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    Scientists say, that one day, it might be possible to live on Mars.

    What a load of rubbish !

    I tried it for a month, and gained nearly 3 stones in weight and developed type 2 diabetes !
     
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