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    Lots of tears today. Crying about shoes hurting, clinging to my leg at the school gate.

    Not sure why my wife trained as a teacher!
     
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    to sample the lefty indoctrinating technique, and report them to Tommy<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    "Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
    "No," I said.
    She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
    Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.
    "No," I said.
    She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
    "No," I said, intrigued.
    "Well, go and take a quick look in the garage i borrowed your car."
     
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    A husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little cloud appeared when he shook them out he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow"
     
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    I had a job at a Cadbury's factory putting fudge bars into boxes. I had to quit though because every time someone would walk past they would say, "Oh packing fudge are we?" Or "Hey up, he's packing fudge again."

    Since then I've applied for a job in a clothing factory lifting boxes of shirts.

    I'm hoping the name calling will stop now.
     
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