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    So a fella walks into a pub with a biscuit tin and a mouse.
    He says to the barman: "Watch this". He sticks the mouse on top of the biscuit tin and it starts dancing.
    The barman says: "Blimey, how long does he dance for?"
    "As long as you like," said the fella.
    "I’ll give you £50 for it" says the barman.
    "Sold," said the fella.
    That night the fella gets a call from the barman. "How do we stop the mouse dancing, the tapping is driving us mad?"
    The fella says: "Lift the lid off the biscuit tin and blow out the candle".
     
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    My mate got on the bus the other day with his grandad but there was no seating they had to stand.

    The bus driver said move farther down the bus.

    My mate said "that's not my dad it's my grandad"
     
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    I’ve started a dating site for chickens…

    …it’s not my main job. It’s just to make hens meet!
     
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    The most fascinating thing about women's football is I'd say how the hell do you get 11 women to wear the same outfit
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