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    My friend sometimes puts her favourite chocolate bars in different wrappers.

    She got a bit mixed up yesterday and got her snickers in a twix.
     
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    I phoned my boss this morning.
    "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
    "What?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
    "It's 5 o' clock in the morning! What are you doing on a train?"
    "You tell me," I replied. "You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"
     
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    I googled, 'Missing medieval servant'.

    It came back, 'Page not found'.
     
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    GOOD OLD LABOUR!......
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    And to think!
    People actually wondered how a couple of Ukrainian rent boys knew where #TwoTierKeir lives and, what car he drove!
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    Naked A beautiful young woman very liberated, walks into a bar completely naked. She stands in front of the bartender and says "Serve me a cold beer!"

    The bartender serves her the beer and stares at her, not moving. "What wrong?" she says "Have you ever seen a naked woman?"

    "Yes, many times!" the bartender replies Then what do you look? the woman asks. "I want to see where you're going to get the money to pay for beer!"
     
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    I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you, but if you upset her even more, you get the silent treatment.

    Does anyone else think it's worth the extra effort?
     
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    Flight Fact:

    Ryanair have won ‘the most unpopular airline’ trophy 6 years in a row.

    If they win it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe !
     
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