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    I've spent all my life savings on a sex change operation.

    Now I haven't got a sausage......
     
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    My wife knows nothing about football.

    l asked her if she rated George Best, and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle!
     
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    I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm.

    Must work well with udders.....
     
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    I went to the funeral of the inventor of Optrex today.

    There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.....
     
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    I went into a shoe shop this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers.

    The salesperson brought down the general manager and the chief accountant......
     
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    Me: "Excuse me, I want clothes for a toddler”

    Assistant: “Have you looked for 18-24 months?”

    Me: “No, I've only just turned up”
     
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