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    I'm not using Amazon anymore! I ordered grain for my chickens.

    But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.....
     
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    A Polar Bear goes to see his doctor. He is wearing high heels, bra, thong, dress, make up etc.

    He says to the doctor "I don't know what's wrong with me, I cant stop dressing like this"

    Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhh, I can see the problem, you're Bi-Polar"...........
     
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    A Cadburys lorry and a Lego lorry have crashed on the M25 motorway this morning.

    Police say the road is choc a block.
     
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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human… It was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
    The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
     
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    Following news of the dreadful fire at Kier Starmer's house, I set up a page asking for donations.

    So far I've received 75 litres of petrol, 20 gas cylinders, 210 wooden pallets, 50 box of matches, 90 cigarette lighters, and half a ton of out of date Chinese fireworks.
     
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    I once met Elkie Brooks in Hyde Park while she was walking her poodle.

    I asked her if I could guess it’s name and she said, “Yes, but you’re a fool if you think it’s Rover.”
     
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    That's quite an admission!....
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    You have probably heard of the Glasgow Kiss and the French kiss, but have you heard about the Aussie Kiss ?

    It's the same as the French Kiss, but down under.
     
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