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    BREAKING!

    MAN IN GLASGOW SHOT WITH A STARTING PISTOL.

    POLICE BELIEVE IT WAS RACE RELATED!
     
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    Quasimodo arrived home from work, ans saw a wok on the kitchen table.

    He said to Esmeralda...."Brilliant, are we having a Chinese for tea"?

    She replied...."No love, I've just ironed your shirts".
     
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    I’ve been banned from my church's Easter service.

    Apparently, the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't, "Ta-Daa!"…
     
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    My English teacher said to me,", you'll never be any good at Poetry".

    "Well," who's laughing now, I've made three vases and a teapot"....
     
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    An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board.


    Sensing danger he shot them down.

    Back at base he got a right bollocking - apparently they were Allied Carpets.
     
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    The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty.

    I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once.

    She's still not home yet & I'm getting hungry........
     
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    I accidently paid for my groceries with my library card.

    My macaroni cheese is due back next Tuesday.
     
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