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    I’m getting really bored with my job as a sewer inspector!

    It feels like I’m just going through the motions.
     
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    I’ve just bought a pair of Dorito swimming trunks....

    Going for a dip later!
     
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    I got a lift to the sixteenth floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."

    "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad!"

    He said: “No, but I brought you up, didn't I?".
     
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    "Its important we remember the true meaning of Easter".

    Says the Archbishop of Cadbury.....
     
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    i before e

    Except for when your neighbour

    Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

    Weird.
     
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    My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with walkie-talkies...

    She said: "This relationship is over"

    So I replied: "This relationship is what? Over"
     
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