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    Two months ago I entered a competition to design a new style of boiler suit.

    I had an email today stating that I was the overall winner...
     
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    Here’s hoping this works….
     
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    Bought a CD of ice cream van music.

    Now I drive around with the stereo on full blast windows open and watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
     
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    A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.

    I told him primary school.....
     
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    A train broke down on the London underground this morning.

    The driver called the station to let them know:

    "Euston, we have a problem"
     
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    I'm going to sell some John Lennon memorabilia on-line...

    'Imagine all the PayPal'...
     
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    I've never seen that on the shelves in Waitrose...
     
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    How do you know when your pen runs out of invisible ink?
     
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    Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

    I've heard nothing since......
     
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