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    Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital."
    Me: "How is she?"
    Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical."
    Me: "Ah, you get used to that..."
     
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    The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died today...

    His wife is said to be in 1500 pieces...
     
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    still can't see your jokes mate, so I like them anyway
     
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    My mates been admitted to hospital with extreme premature ejaculation.

    I asked the nurses how he is and it's still touch and go.
     
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    This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a Bishop and a Rook.

    I must have a chess infection! It was a rough knight.
     
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