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    My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.

    He’s the Spokesman....
     
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    My mate quit his job at BMW.

    He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
     
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    I've joined a dating site for arsonists.

    Just waiting for a match now...
     
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    Cow farts come from the Dairy Air.
     
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    I got woken up in the early hours as my son got in from a night out, giggling and stumbling up the stairs before the inevitable groans and banging headboard of a good old drunken shag. 'That's my boy.' I whispered to myself and nodded back off to sleep, proud as proud can be!

    I waited for the all clear in the morning then collared him.
    "Had a good time last night?", I asked.

    "Yeah, thanks for asking.", he replied sheepishly.

    "Listen son," I said, "I was your age once, going round town nailing everything in sight but I was always careful and you should do the same. You did wear a condom didn't you?"

    "Don't worry dad," he replied, "we both did!"
     
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    We've been having trouble with one of our lodgers.

    It started with small things going missing, but the latest thing that was the final straw, he put glue on my antigue arms collection.

    He denied it off course but I'm sticking to my guns........
     
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