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    BREAKING!
    A man has collapsed on the London Eye.

    Paramedics are waiting for him to come round!
     
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    So after arguing for an hour with a man who said I was in his seat, he finally said..

    “OK, YOU fly the plane”.

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    Two old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a cigarette. When it started to rain one of the ladies went into her bag and brought out a pair of scissors and a condom. She then snipped off the end of the condom with the scissors and slipped it over the cigarette to keep it dry. The other lady thought this was a marvellous idea. So much so, the next day she headed down to the local chemists and asked at the counter for a packet of Durex. The chemist said, “Certainly, madam. What size do you require? Small, medium or large??” .... The lady thought for a second and replied, “Big enough to fit a camel.”
     
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    Isnt it strange how i post two jokes at 4.29 and yet at 5.07 one of my jokes disappears and like Jesus arising it reincarnates itself but under a different name(Armstrong) and mine deleted without an explanation. Don't be vindictive Gordon


    13/10/24 5.31
     
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    Gordon is a moron - wasn't that the name of a song many years ago?!
     
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    A family of cannibals attended a lovely wedding.

    The reception was great, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
     
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