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    I took the wife to a Night Club last night. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. My wife turned to me and said, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still f*cking celebrating!"
     
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    I was walking back from the shop with some eggs, flour and milk, when some guy started a fight with me!

    So I battered him.....
     
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    I've just been asked to played Marcel Marceau in an upcoming movie.

    I'm totally speechless.....
     
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    I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
    "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    I said, "My wife found out."
     
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