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    COXLESS FOUR!
    The world has gone mad, why can't we just call them women?


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    Please everyone before posting, can you check spelling, as there is very little margarine for error.
     
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    Just had a argument with my butcher, and he threw loads of animal entrails at me.

    It was offal!
     
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    My wife started crying about her weight while we were eating our lunch today.
    I said, "Chin up, love."
    She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me."
    I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
     
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    I said to my friend, "I saw a band perform in South East Asia."

    “Singapore?"

    I said, "He wasn't great, but I've heard worse."
     
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    Has anyone tried that Yorkshire internet shopping site? E-bay-gum.
     
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