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    My friends set me up on a blind date. We met in the pub. She was tall and blonde and stunning. We had a few drinks then went to a club. Coming out I said to her "You're beautiful. Would you object to having sex on a first date".
    She said "I haven't done it before"
    I said "Are you a virgin?".
    She said "No you silly bastard. I've never objected before!
     
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    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods
    All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
    He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
    The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting
    for us.
    Just then they came upon another cave.
    The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer.
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
    He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
    a third large cave.
    As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking Look at the size of this cave!
    It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
    'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................

    NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN !!!
     
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    I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
    He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
    I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
     
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    I read that bananas were good for your colon, then I read that you were supposed to eat them!
     
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    Before i got married I would just drive aimlessly around car parks because i had nobody to point out the empty spaces.
     
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