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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    I am in the same boat, but the fekking immigrants have nicked me paddle
     
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    My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".

    I made it there in 33, which was Record Speed.
     
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    I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory.

    But, she only wants a cordial relationship........
     
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    A Geordie lass went to the hairdresser, and asked for a perm...

    The hairdresser replied....”I wandered lernly as a clood”.......
     
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    Went in the butchers this morning, and asked for some tripe.

    He gave me a DVD box set of Love Island.....
     
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    For sale: A tube of toothpaste, some Wrigleys gum and a pack of Polos.

    All in mint condition.......
     
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    and a Labour Party manifesto
     
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    gets through more black pudding than a butches dog
     
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    I was having an argument in Nando's, when the waiter came over and took my coleslaw and spicy rice away.

    I wish he'd stop taking sides.....
     
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