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    I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took my binoculars.
     
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    They say there's a shortage of blood at present yet when you go in to help it's nothing but questions.
    Why's it in a bucket? Where does it come from?
     
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    Multiple answers - B, C & D ............. then claim benefits.
     
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    Obviously, that one came from the 'Family' section.
     
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    Paddy and Murphy come across a woman whose bike has a flat tyre...
    Murphy leaves Paddy to help her, and goes on his way.
    A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the woman's bike.
    "What the feck happened"? asks Murphy.
    "Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her ****in knickers off, lies on the ground and says, 'take what you want big boy!", so I took the bike.''
    "Good on ye'' says Murphy, ''I'm sure the f**king knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway"
    You've just got to love the Irish
     
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    I'm surprised the Americans didn't win a gold in the Olympics for shooting....
     
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    they were only a whisker away, well actually a sideburn
     
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    Dear Labour,

    It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter.

    Yours truly,

    Not a Millionaire pensioner.
     
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    I can't believe someone broke into my house, and stole all of my fruit.

    I am peachless......
     
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