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    Wife says “we should have a cheat day, say Saturday “. So I did , I knew that Emma in accounts fancied me.
    Today’s Sunday and writing this from hospital bed- apparently the discussion was about our diet.
     
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    I went to see my doctor this morning.
    "How can I help you ?" she asked.
    "I found a lump while I was in the bath" I replied, pointing downwards.
    "Oh right" she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
    After having a good old feel of my bollocks, she said "I can't feel a lump."
    I said "It's on my toe."
     
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    A woman on a bus asked me ' do you have any pets ? ..I said yes a goldfish.

    She said any hobbies? I said he likes swimming!
     
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    Ian was starting to think that maybe his mum wasn’t coming back!

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    The weather was brilliant yesterday, so l got out my 7 piece patio set.


    1 chair & 6 cans of lager.....
     
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    I saw Michael J Fox at a Garden Party last week.

    I could tell it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias.
     
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