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    On our 35th wedding anniversary I gave my wife £3,000 as a gift,
    "Wow" she said, "where did you get that?"
    "I put a pound away every time I had sex for a surprise for you on a special day. "
    "That's amazing, " she said, "I can't believe I did exactly the same thing, " as she gave me £5,000
     
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    My wife’s been complaining for hours about toothache. She’s been going on and on about the pain, and how much she’s afraid of the dentist.
    I’d had enough, so I got a pair of pliers, stood on her forehead and yanked the f*cker out.
    Let’s see how much moaning she can do without a tongue.
     
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    A cement mixer collided with a prison van.

    Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
     
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