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    The queue is nearly half a mile long in Bradford town centre, i wonder why<whistle>



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    Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...
    I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
    He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
    I said, “That’ll be Our Monica”.
     
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    200 yrs ago we deported 'undesirables' to Australia.

    The Rwanda plan might just create someone else to beat us at cricket.
     
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    Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de .
     
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    I had sex for 3 hours last night.....

    We role played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
     
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    Little Billy was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her
    "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
    Little Billy said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
     
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    A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

    He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'

    Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!'
     
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    I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.

    She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
     
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