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    I just sold all my Adele CD's on eBay but still haven't received any money from the buyer. What should I do?

    Should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2024
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 19, 2024
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    If my mother was a Methodist, and my father a Spiritualist

    Would that make me a Methylated Spirit ?...........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 20, 2024
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    I bought a book today called "Overcoming Kleptomania".

    Well, I say bought......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2024
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    Chromosome guide:

    XY = Male

    XX = Female

    YYY = Delilah
     
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    Played a couple of games of football down the local quarry.

    We won 3 - 1

    On aggregate......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 25, 2024
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    Just been to Morrisons and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas........

    I cant believe the currant exchange rate !!!
     
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