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    Black Friday has failed me.

    I ordered four kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.....
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 25, 2023
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    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
    The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50.
    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
    "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
    "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Medicare.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 25, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 26, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2023
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    Welcome back Rog <cheers>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 26, 2023
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    still not done tonight ive got decent internet but it dont last, nice to see you again lads
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2023
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    True dat.
    This is the problem Monica Lewinsky had.
    Clinton had food poisoning and said to her,
    “Hold my calls & sack my cook!”
    The rest is history.
     
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    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
    A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
    The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
    The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
    The bartender opens the door and looks in.
    You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
     
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