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    I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop.

    He’s not perfect.

    But he knows the drill......
     
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    They em young nowadays!
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    I setup a video call on my iPad with my doctor after I discovered a suspicious lump on my left testicle. I dropped my pants and explained it all to my doctor...

    Got some funny looks from the other customers in Costa Coffee though!
     
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    I went back to the doctor today. I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction".

    "Where actually did you apply it?" he asked. I said,"on the bus".
     
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    Wetherspoons toilets are getting more challenging.......

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