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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

    I'm worried 5hitless....
     
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    JK Rowling talking about the 20th Anniversary of Harry Potter.

    I don't think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee !
     
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    Bit Grumpy today.

    I also slapped Sneezy, and kicked Dopey.....
     
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    I have just been watching a brilliant documentary on TV, about Tomato Sauce.

    If you missed it, don't worry, it's available on Ketchup....
     
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    I just tried kangaroo flavoured beer.

    You can really taste the hops....
     
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    I bought some 007 Viagra.

    They seem to make me Roger Moore....
     
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    My mate is in A&E after swallowing his maggots whilst fishing.

    He is waiting for the doctor's report with baited breath.....
     
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    The only reason I married my wife was because I thought she was a millionaire.

    But as it turns out she makes hats.......
     
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