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    The Lone Ranger was riding through the prairie when he saw his old and trusty friend Tonto lying down with his ear to the ground groaning"
    "Tonto, what is the matter"? He asked.
    Tonto replied.....
    "Kemosabe...Stage Coach...heading east,....four horses...
    Two white....two black...three men on board....one carrying a shotgun".
    The Lone Ranger asks...."How can you tell"?
    Tonto replied.....
    "It's just fu#king ran over me".
     
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    I've just bought a load of cheap Harry Potter DVD's

    They were only a Quidditch....
     
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    I said to the girl in B&Q "what's best for greasy ovens ?"

    She said "ammonia cleaner"

    I replied "sorry love, I thought you worked here....."
     
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    I'm starting a new job next week at the local church as a bell ringer.

    I'm going in tomorrow, so they can show me the ropes......
     
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    If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing she'd be Whoopie Cushing
    If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White
    If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle
    If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks
    If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
     
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    I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

    .......................Not Happy
     
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    My son took his first steps this morning.

    The window cleaner was furious.....
     
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