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    Little Johnny is at the table for dinner
    When he asks
    Dad how many types of boob’s are there
    We son he replies
    There are three stages of boob’s
    In her 20’s they are like melons round and firm
    In her 30-40’s
    They are like pears still nice but hanging a bit
    In her 50’s they are like onions
    Onions Johnny asked
    Yes you see them and they make you cry
     
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    An old woman is fed up with life and decides to kill herself
    She is going to shoot her self through the heart
    She thinks I better get this right
    So she phones the doctor and asks where exactly is the heart
    He tells her
    It is two inches below the left nipple
    She takes careful aim and shoots her self in the left knee
     
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    ….. and in the 60’s, they’re like a desert.
    Everyone knows where they are but nobody wants to go there.
     
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    The binmen have put a pamphlet for AA on my bin
     
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    Oldie but goodie
    Sad news: After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
    He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.



    Taff can change it to a sheep one for his board :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Bird................ turn around and you will see the biggest snapper the sea has never seen!
     
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