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    A man asks his friend, "what"s the most common French expression?"

    His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
     
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    This bloke goes to see his doctor and says, "every time I fart, it sounds like a Honda motorbike.
    "So the doc asks the chap to pull his pants down and bend over.
    Sure enough, the man farts loudly and its sounds like a Honda motorbike.
    The doc says, "you"ve got an abscess up your arse."
    The bloke says, "surely it can"t make my arse make noises like that."

    The old doctor says, with a cheeky smile, "abscess makes the fart go Honda!"
     
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    I told you I was working class......

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