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    I was talking to this Native American chief and his wife, in Dakota, and I asked him his name.
    "Running Wolf".
    "And your wife's name?"
    "Five Horses"
    "Why Five Horses?" I asked.
    "Nag nag nag nag nag....."
     
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    Don't forget as winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce, please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.

    There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag.

    Just remember however, it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
     
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    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
    "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
    Now, please sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
    Silence.
    Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    A passenger in Economy Class piped up, "That's nothing...
    You should see the back of mine!"
     
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    To all insomniacs out there:

    Great news - only 3 sleeps til Christmas ...
     
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