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    these new expensive vagina scented candles are a total waste of money, you are better opening a jar of fish paste and placing it on a hot radiator
     
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    My wife isn't much good at cooking instructions.

    Recipe said separate two eggs.

    She put one in the living room, and one in the hall.
     
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    the farmers daughter was worth it


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    The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
     
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    A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him,
    'What is your name?'
    'I can't tell you,' the man says.
    Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
    On her last night there she asks again 'Can you please tell me your name?'
    'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the black man.
    'There is no reason for me to laugh at you,' the lady says.
    'Fine, my name is Snow!' the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says,
    ' I knew you would make fun of it'.
    The lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.’
     
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