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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2022
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    yep except a few thousand Jocks i would think
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 30, 2022
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    Taffvalerowdy, May 30, 2022
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    I drove up to Buckingham Palace and said to the guard, "Can you let me in I've got to cut Prince Williams hair."

    He said, "Have you got a permit?"

    I said, "No just cut some off the back!"
     
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    An African bloke knocked on the door today. He was carrying a big bucket, and said to me
    "Can you fill this bucket, with clean water for me please?"
    Bugger me" I said to him, "How many miles have you walked, just for this..???"
    He replied....
    "NONE you cheeky twat, I'm the new window cleaner".
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 30, 2022
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    I won't be on here for a few weeks.

    I am under investigation by the Police for the theft of a quantity of beach inflatables.

    Until the investigation is over, I've got to Lilo
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 30, 2022
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    Policeman :
    I'm booking you for dangerous driving. You were swerving all over the road.

    Driver :
    Of course I was. There were nails all over the road. I couldn't drive over them.

    Policeman :
    In that case, I'm booking you for tacks evasion
     
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    My wife gave me an ultimatum: Stop telling stupid Llama jokes or pack my bags and leave.

    I said o.k., Alpaca bag.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 30, 2022
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    been stuck on 487 for ages now even when your giving out
     
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    A woman is in the shower and she hears a knock at the front door. The woman jumps out the shower but there’s no towel. She hears another knock at the front door.

    The woman runs downstairs naked and says “Who’s there?” The person at the door replies “The blind man”.
    Upon hearing this response the woman thinks ‘he’s blind, it doesn’t matter if I open the door naked’ and opens the door. The man steps in and says “Nice tits, where do you want me to hang these blinds?”
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 31, 2022
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