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    A MAN AND WOMAN WERE MARRIED FOR MANY YEARS.
    Whenever there a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
    Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
    He died at the ripe old age of 98.
    After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
    The wife said, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
     
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    Little Johnny had been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked his, "Grandma what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
    She was a little taken aback but she decided to tell him the truth.
    "It's called sexual intercourse darling."
    Little Johnny said "Oh OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids.
    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily
    "Grandma it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
    And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.
     
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    My car ran out of fuel, so I called my insurance company . . . . they wrote my car off !
     
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    I was just putting the cat out when the wife said, "Who the f*ck set the cat alight ?
     
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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley…
    Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme!
     
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    Last time I visited Blackpool I went on a donkey.

    It took me ages to get there.
     
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