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    I phoned the radio station today. The presenter answered and said,

    “Congratulations!

    You are our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize!"

    "That fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

    "Feel confident?" The presenter asked, "It’s a maths question."

    "Well, I've got a degree in maths," I proudly replied, "and teach it my local school."

    "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Cardiff City game and to meet the team after the match, what is 2+2?"

    "7" I replied <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
    The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50.
    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
    "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
    "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Bupa.
     
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    Police today confirmed that the man who fell off a nightclub roof on Saturday, wasn't a bouncer.
     
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    No words needed . . . .
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    They walk alongside us . . . .
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    Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
    "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
    "I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."
    Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
     
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