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    The Pope was in England and got into his limousine and said to the chauffeur 'I am always being driven around and I'm getting fed up with it. I am a good driver so please could you let me drive ?'
    The chauffeur agreed and the Pope drove. A Police car pulled the limo over and the policeman saw that the Pope was the driver and said 'I need to go back to my car for a second'
    The policeman got on the radio 'Sarg, I have just pulled a limo over for speeding.'
    Sarg replied 'Issue a ticket, then' The policeman said 'but Sarg, I think that it is somebody really Important.'
    Sarg replied 'More Important than the Prime minister?'
    The policeman said 'I think so, Sarg.' Sarg replied 'More important than the Queen?'
    The policeman replied 'It's quite possible Sarg.' 'So who is it then?' asked Sarg.
    The policeman replied 'I don't know Sarg, but the Pope is his chauffeur.'
     
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    Paddy's in bed with his wife .Her mobile phone rings at 3am, Paddy answers it then angrily replies "Why don't you feck off, and ring the weather office!"

    Wife asks "Who was that?". He says "Some knuckle head asking if the coast was clear"
     
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