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    Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:
    XY = Male
    XX = Female
    YYY = Delilah
     
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    I got the sack from my job at the calendar printers, just because I took a couple of days off
     
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    i gave you a like for effort but cant see anything
     
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    A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
     
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    I can't see the two images either
     
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    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
    'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

    The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
    ''What's so special about it?'

    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

    The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

    The woman giggles and replies:
    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

    ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
     
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    Ditto that.
     
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