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    My husband gave me a handmade bra that he'd got from a craft fair, and told me it was made from sheepdog fur.
    "Aww, how sweet" I giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"
    He said "no, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction!!
     
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    I just played Monopoly 'Southampton Edition.'

    The car had it's wheels missing......
     
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    A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A police officer was approaching , thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
    As he got closer, it became apparent that she really WAS hanging out. When the officer came face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could arrest you for indecent exposure?"
    "Why, officer?" the woman asked.
    "Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
    The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "OMG, I left the baby on the bus!"
     
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