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    I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'. We were a warm up act.
    Then I joined 'The Duvets'. We mainly did covers.
    After that I was in an outfit called 'Cats Eyes', mostly middle of the road stuff.
    Now I'm in a group called 'Missing Cat'. You may have seen our posters.
     
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    There's a documentary on BBC tonight about Erectile dysfunction.
    I don't think I'll be able to stay up for it..
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    An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
    She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
    A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."
    Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
    Thirty seconds later she said :"Then you use to bite my neck"
    Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
    "Where are you going ?"she asked.
    "To get my teeth!".
     
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    My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking.

    Apparently Slimming World was not the right answer
     
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