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    Can someone help me out please? I know Henry VIII had 6 wives.

    There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but for the life of me I can’t remember the surname of Jane.....See more
     
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    A priest and a pilot were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates for St Peter.
    St Peter had a brief chat with the pilot then gave him a gold halo and he entered heaven. Then St Peter moved onto the priest and gave him a wooden halo.
    "Why does he get a get a gold halo whilst I only get a wooden one?" asked the priest.
    "It's easy." St Peter replied "We reward by results. When you preached everyone fell asleep whereas when he flew everyone prayed."
     
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    Why the hell didn't she include Dopey Drakeford in Cardiff?
     
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