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    Whoever can tell me how to switch off "auto correct" will have my external Gertrude !!
     
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    In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to an African jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
    After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches, etc.) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Skinner, he's my right-hand man, and he’s really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."
    Skinners was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one-eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed, and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
    "Skinners, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."
    "Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment, and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
    The colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Skinners, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to f*ck off..."
     
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    Failed my interview for the job as a weather presenter.

    I stormed out.
     
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    “Education Secretary unveils schools Covid testing plan”......

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    I beat you to it Taff !! See joke just above yours.....

    Wishing you a Happy New Year <cheers> <bubbly> <cracker>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2020
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