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    New Apple Watch.....

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    THE SILENT TREATMENT
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

    Men are simply not equipped for these kinds of contests.
     
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    Can you believe it? My Income Tax return form has been sent back to me because, in response to question 4, "Do you have anyone dependant on you?", I replied :"2.1 million Illegal Immigrants, 1.1 million Crackheads, 4.4 million Unemployable Jeremy Kyle Nation Scroungers, 900,000 Criminals in over 85 Prisons, Plus 650 Idiots in Parliament and the Whole of the European Commission." They said this was not an acceptable answer! So, who the hell did I miss out then?.......
     
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    Me: "How much for anal?"
    Hooker: "Sixty quid."
    Me: "That's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."
    Hooker: "Tight arse!"
    Me: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
     
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    The government have advised against needless journeys.
    Brighton goalkeeper Mat Ryan has travelled 350 miles to newcastle today for absolutely no reason :angel:
     
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