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    There’s a wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
    A man walks by and asks, "What's wrong?"
    the lad says, "It’s me mammy mister she’s dead"
    "Oh bejaysus," the man says. "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley?"
    The wee boy looks up with some surprise and replies, "No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now."
     
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    Paddy and Seamus are in a boarding house in London writing letters home. Paddy stops writing and says... "Hey, Seamus, how do you spell "dattle"?
    "Jaysus, sure I've never even heard that word before, how would ya use it in a sentence?"
    "I said...Dear Ma, please send a woolly jumper dattle fit me"
    Seamus just about pisses himself laughing and when he finally calms down he says... "It's idiots like you that get the Irish a bad name....there's no such word as dattle, ya feckin gobshite...the word ye want is ...wattle."
     
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    Breaking news: Irish swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July, due to social distancing there will be no water in lanes 1,3 and 5
     
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    Why did the Irish man wear two condoms?

    To be sure, to be sure......
     
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    I've joined an Ukrainian dating site.

    Now I've got a Chick in Kiev!
     
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    I met a transvestite in Manchester.

    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    Going to the local transvestite night later.

    There's no rules we just eat,drink and be Mary.
     
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    I went to the chiropodist but she told me to keep six feet away!
     
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